Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I met the friendliest cop last night
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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