Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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