ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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