yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
