haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
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