I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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