I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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