i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
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