"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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