Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
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