What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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