For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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