Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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