dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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