Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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