think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
