Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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