did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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