Apparently you make a good broom.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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