I like to think it a success when the cops are called
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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