I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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