i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Randomize
