i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
he was CRYING into my vagina
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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