Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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