I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
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