Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
Randomize
