she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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