oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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