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Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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