Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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