Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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