fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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