hotel room ftw
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Randomize
