R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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