Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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