Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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