your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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