it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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