Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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