So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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