it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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