i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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