This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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