Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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