Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
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