just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
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