spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
All the doctor said was why
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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