Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
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It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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