My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
