I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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