my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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