Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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