Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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