I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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