We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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